We picked up a new car on Tuesday and, in a few words, it's really a mobile computer.  

Why else would the dealership assign someone whose title is Genius to explain the myriad bells and whistles packed into our SAV.  

All of this was very daunting for someone who used to get 4 gallons of gas for a dollar, used hand signals, rolled up windows and welcomed power steering.  

Truth be told, at least for now, we are going to ignore all the features and just drive from point to point.  

After all, we are not geniuses :)