I asked my daughter this afternoon what time she had to “be in laden”.

My husband asked me later, “Am I bringing you pizza?” Hint: Although I really like pizza, I was at work and he was heading to pick up my son.

I asked my sister “What’s new?” and she said “Nothv”.

And of course, I can never ever text “Oy” because it invariably ends up “It”.

I am a big fan of texting. It is a very efficient means of staying in touch. But autocorrect is just “amyzybanb.”