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I reached across the desk for the stapler, carefully positioned the papers, and squeezed. Nothing. The stapler was empty.

So I reached into the drawer and took out the plastic box of staples. I was amazed that there were only five strips left. I checked the drawer. No strips had fallen out.

There are 5,000 staples to a box. 210 staples to a strip...and, having put a strip into the stapler, only four strips left.

I remember when I got the box. It was 4,000 staples ago. That is amazing to me. Seems like a lot of stapling. I never would have guessed that I do that much stapling. I thought of myself as more of a paper clip person.

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Fred Klein

Stop wasting staples and use more reusable clips. Don't you know anything about recycling?

Submitted by Erik_Scheibe on Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:01

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Erik Scheibe

Sounds like Ben's lack of organizational skill is it's own carbon footprint! I think Al Gore should be alerted ;)
Riva Schwartz

paper clips can get entangled with other documents - staples are forever!
Flo Feinberg

I hate staples....they hurt your fingers when you try to pull them out!

Submitted by CatherineStone on Thu, 03/27/2014 - 09:50

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Catherine Stone

I checked the drawer. No strips had fallen out... omg, this is funny. More!
Corey Bearak

I probably have a box I can give you (and still another in reserve). Some of my paper clips have been around since longer than I have been a professional. Fastening really depends on the nature of the filing.

Submitted by NULL (not verified) on Fri, 03/28/2014 - 02:16

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Ok,ok,ok. I would be happy to hold a special WB Mason/Gotham Seminar on the various methods available to attach paper together. It would be absolutely scintillating!

Submitted by Alan_Levy on Fri, 03/28/2014 - 02:21

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Alan Levy

Sorry...wasn't logged in....it would make more sense if the WB Mason quote was attached to me instead of from anonymous!

Submitted by KeithCrosby on Sun, 03/30/2014 - 07:38

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Keith Crosby

I know I am late to the party here but .... I worked for 25 years in "large" offices of 20+ people. I was always amazed at the amount of paper clips these companies would buy so I took it upon myself to "collect" used paper clips from around the copier and out of files before purging. I can happily say that I have not bought or opened a new box of paperclips in over 10 years. Now that I am a single person company I find my paperclip "stash" dwindling and am facing the dreadful task of finding a place to buy paperclips ..... Is there a store called Paperclip?

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