So I thought I'd see what was "trending" on Google, so I could write a really up-to-date blog post.
Here's what I found.
1. Hamilton Chicago - Tickets are going for $9000.
2. Michael Jackson - Stockpiles of violent porn at Neverland Ranch
3, Lauri Peterson - Never heard of her, but she's on Real Housewives and her son is suspected of attempted murder.
4. Taco Bell Free Taco - Free tacos today (Tuesday) from 2p to 6p
None of this seems the least bit relevant to my life and explains why I don't find it useful or productive to watch the TV news.
So here's some good news.
100 years of friendship -Three friends for 100 years...
My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson