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Fred Klein
Counsel, Tarter Krinsky & Drogin LLP 1350 Broadway, 11th floor
08.25.2023 (258 days ago)

Shortfall

Shortfall
258 days ago 34 comments Categories: Games Tags:
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This entry is a followup to last week's Friday With Fred blog "Preparation" (for my First Pitch at the Coney Island Cyclones game last Sunday). 

 

Well, the journey is over and the truth is that the (pictured) Coney Island Cyclones ball was on line, but fell (just) short of its intended target :(

 

Shortfall yes, but not for want of trying or preparation! 

 

I threw the ball, with all my might, in an overhand motion, but it fell just short of Home Plate at the Cyclones home field. In Baseball speak, I "short hopped" the Cyclones catcher. 

 

In my dreams, Angel Hernandez, the Major League Baseball Umpire notorious for rediculous poor Ball and Strike calls, was the Home Plate Ump and it was a Strike :)

 

It happened so fast, and now that I have had the time to analyze my effort I believe 2 elements led to the ball's downfall. 

 

First, my mind was full of (Don King) trickeration and I, therefore, initially set up half way between Home Plate and the pitcher's mound. Throwing from that close was sure to engender derision from certain alpha males and they can be heard snickering so on the video at that point. 

 

Then, I shook my finger at them, turned and mounted the mound. At that point I should have given the task at hand my total concentration and left trickeration for another day...

 

Once on the pitching mound, while toeing the rubber, I experienced a moment of altitude sickness. Kidding aside, I couldn't believe how high up I was elevated. 

 

In the end, I think gravity did me in, as I should've accounted for the height of the mound and thrown my ball higher. 

 

Whatever the reason, it was a disappointing shortfall!

 

In the eternal words of the Brooklyn Dodger fans of the early 1950s, "Wait 'til next year"!

 

 

 
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Fred, you always pitch great stories to us all! Thanks for being you.

Posted By : M. BARBARA SOWERS

Fred, you always great stories to us all! Thanks for being you.

Posted By : M. BARBARA SOWERS

Congratulations on a valiant effort!

Posted By : louis petrone