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Mitch Tobol
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01.20.2018 (2260 days ago)

Have a smile

Have a smile
2260 days ago 14 comments Categories: Lifestyle Tags:
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What follows are some funny tweets I found...enjoy!

 

"I just spent 20 minutes at the store choosing the best food with only organic ingredients for my dog, then took my kids to Burger King."

 

"Steps to survive on a dessert island:

1. check spelling

2. if correct, enjoy"

 

"Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way"

 

 

"Welcome to the DMV waiting room, if you don’t have a cough, one will be issued to you"

 

 

"Interviewer: what are your futureplans?

Me: lunch

Interviewer: I meant long term plans

Me: what, like dinner?"

 

 

"It's ok phone battery, I almost die every day too."

 

 

"If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches."

 

 
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