I think my wife may be leaving me.  You know when you just have a hunch about something, and find little signs?  It is for Justin Timberlake.  She seems to be watching his music videos a lot lately and smiling and talking about him.  I am not even sure he knows it yet, but she is coming.

I have to say that it is not a bad choice, especially with his new pompadour.  I would probably leave me for him too.  I may offer to settle the matter by agreeing that she can spend a weekend with him but then she has to come back.

Of course I should be able to do the same, in fairness, after all.  I am not sure who my choice would be.   I used to think maybe Fergie.  I have always liked Mila Kunis though and do prefer petites.  Finding a celebrity girlfriend requires much careful thought.