[Fredslist] HUMOROUS - How To Handle Stress In Time for the Holidays

[DAVID STEIN]

How To Handle Stress
*   When someone tells you to have a nice day, tell them you have  
other plans.
*   Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
*   Fill out your tax returns in roman nemerals.
*   Pay your electric bill in pennies.
*   Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
*   Bill your doctor for time spent n his waiting room.
*  Drive to work in reverse.
*   Write a short story using alapabet soup.
*   Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Wishing everyone a Happy and Healthy New Year!

David Stein
347-581-7909

	Printing - Mailing - Electronic Marketing Since 1971





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