[Fredslist] Raj Goel's Holiday Greetings End-User License Agreement

[Vikram Rajan]

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I am offended by your "holiday" greeting. Please stop harassing me with
your spamtastic messages.

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On Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 6:34 PM, Raj Goel, CISSP <raj at brainlink.com> wrote:

> Gothamites,
>
>
>
> Going forward, as we surf the edge of chaos and embrace disruptive
> technologies while relishing the management of paradox and ambiguity in our
> adaptive enterprises, my intention is to wish you a Merry Christmas and/or
> Happy Chanukah and/or Happy Kwanzaa.
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>
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> You may not know that Christmas and/or Channukah and/or Kwanzaa are
> approaching, so I wanted
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> - to give you a heads-up
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> - keep you in the loop
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> - put it on your radar
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> - flag it for your attention.
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> Our consultants have reviewed a selection of world's best wishes, and - in
> line with best practice - have selected the best of breed to create a
> sufficiently granular yet clear, consistent and unified message aligned
> with our vision and core values.
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> I hope that you are not offended by the fact that I am wishing you Merry
> Christmas and/or Happy Chanukah and/or Happy Kwanzaa. The disclaimer below
> will, I hope, suffice. If not, I suggest we enter into a meaningful
> dialogue, offline.
>
>
>
> After all, we are all stakeholders in this festive period, and we need to
> harness the synergy that exists between us. The Internet's core message is
> one of citizen empowerment and is breeding a can-do culture amongst many
> diverse cultures.
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> DISCLAIMER:
>
> From me ("the wishor") to you (hereinafter called "the wishee"): Please
> accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
> stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
> persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
> traditions at all, and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and
> medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally-accepted
> calendar year 2009, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of
> other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
> physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary
> preference of the wishee.
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> By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms, that:
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>
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> - this greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
>
>
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> - this greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
> be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
> wishor are acknowledged
>
>
>
> - this greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
> of the wishes
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>
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> - this greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
> restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
> jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor
>
>
>
> - nothing in this greeting shall be taken as endorsing an increase in the
> wishee's carbon footprint, to wit, excessive display of incandescent
> coloured lighting, especially flashing, or the harvesting of new-growth
> pine forest plantations for decorative purposes
>
>
>
> - this greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
> within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
> until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
>
>
>
> - this email contains greetings and seasonal solicitations intended only
> for the individual or entity named in the message. If you received this
> email in error, you probably should not be allowed to use a computer.  What
> are you, the NSA, that you get other peoples' email?
>
>
>
> - Won't you please think of the electrons before forwarding this message?
>
>
>
>
>
> --Raj
>
> Rajesh Goel, CISSP
> cell (917) 685-7731
> CTO: Brainlink International, Inc.
> raj at brainlink.com
> www.brainlink.com
> www.linkedin.com/in/rajgoel
> www.rajgoel.com
> You run your business, and leave the IT to us.
>
> Author of "The Most Important Secrets To Getting Great Results From IT"
>
>
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